Monday, May 6, 2013

Spring Blog Carnival: The Match-Making Booth



Disclaimer: This post is not meant to be offensive!  It is meant to be funny and entertaining.  I'm a very sarcastic person and I like to laugh.  I hope you do too.




*in Professor Trelawney’s voice* *I’m dressed in a long robe with huge sleeves and it’s got a space design on it*
Hello my awesome followers.  My name is Emily, and I am the owner of this Match-Making Booth.

Do you have no love life?  Have you scared away every date you’ve had since you were 14?  Well don’t worry, I can help you.  I can show you what true romantic happiness looks like. *that sudden stop noise thingy from cartoons* *normal voice* Of course, you won’t actually feel this happiness because you’re hopeless.  I can just show you how fictional characters have a better love life than you *back to Professor Trelawney’s voice*.  I can show you how happy a person can be, how they can love another person, and how they are attracted to each other in the first place.  Behold, some of the most awesome, romantic romances of all time.

Valek and Yelena (from Poison Study):
*still Trelawney’s voice* Yes, when they first met, Valek was trying to poison Yelena – but that was all worked out in the end.  Instead, they came to care about each other and love each other.  And aren’t they one kick-ass team! *coughs* Sorry.  I got a bit carried away.  The moral of this story is…YOU CAN’T EVEN GET SOMEONE TO POISON YOU, LET ALONE DATE YOU! *coughs* I am so sorry.

Sam and Grace (from Shiver):
Sam is a werewolf, Grace is just a normal girl, and they fall in love in such a hauntingly sweet way that you can’t help but sigh when you read about it.  It is so obvious that they love each other, and there is so much affection between them.  All that just reminds you that if a werewolf ever saw you, instead of falling in love, it would run away.


I realize that that is only two examples of romance, but please remember, that is still two more than you’ve ever had.

Now, I want to test you.  I know that, since you have no love life (or life at all), you read books.  *that sudden stop noise thingy from cartoons* *normal voice* Honestly, I can’t figure why you would torture yourself by reading sweet romances when you can’t even get the blind hunch-back next door to go to lunch with you *back to Professor Trelawney’s voice*.  I’m going to test you on your knowledge of fictional romances.  *waves hand* Below is a list of fictional girls and fictional guys in fictional romances.  (They've been mixed up so the girl/guy across from each other aren't actually a couple.  Guys on left, girls on right):

Will                                                                                                     Tris
Four                                                                                                     Ismae
Noah                                                                                                   Clary
Adam                                                                                                  Ellie
Ron                                                                                                     Juliette
Prince Kai                                                                                           Hermione
Duval                                                                                                  Echo
Jace                                                                                                    Cinder


*waves hand*  And below here is a list of book titles that have romances with the above characters.

An_elf_re

Sh_t_r    M_

Di_er_ent

H_rry   P_t_e_

Gr_ v_    M_ rc_

City   o_    Bo_ne_

Ci_d_r

P_shi_g   the   _im_ts

Now, what I want you to do is match the boy, girl, and book in the Rafflecopter below.


How this works:
In the Rafflecopter I will have entries titled Pairing #1, Pairing #2, and so on.  In each entry all you need to do is choose a guy, a girl, and a book, and put them into the entry.  It doesn't have to be in any order.  I will go through and delete all the incorrect entries. There are a total of 8 pairings.  Just look at the hints above to figure it out! Okay? :)

a Rafflecopter giveaway


*drumroll**sweeps hands really hard* glasses fall off* *scrambles around for them and puts them on* sweeps hands again* And here are all the books you can win! *wipes forehead* I think I pulled that off very well.


Prize Pack #1



Prize Pack #2



Prize Pack #3






THE RULES:
~There will be 3 winners
~You DON'T have to be a follower to enter
~Giveaway ends on May 13, 2013 @ 12:00 A.M.
~This giveaway is US
~First winner gets first choice of prize packs and so on



NOW GO CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER AWESOME

 BOOTHS!!!!




I hope you guys liked this post, and that I didn't offend anyone.  Please keep in mind that I too read books and have no love life...so yeah :P

47 comments:

  1. Loved this! So much fun to figure out the pairings. I would choose Prize Pack #2! =)

    Thanks for the great giveaway!

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  2. Sorry! Didn't realise this was US/CAN only. Please remove my entries!

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  3. This was a lot of fun and I loved ur Trelawney voice! This is my fav stop so far! I would probably choose prize pack #1.

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  4. This was a lot of fun! I would prob go with #2. Thank you again! I def had a good time with the pairs!

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  5. This is really neat! I would choose prize pack #3.

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  6. Yeah no love life here :P But I'm fine with that...I LOVED THIS IDEA!!!! I loved matching them up and everything!!! :) I would pick Prize Pack #3

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  7. Christina K. in the rafflecopter

    LOVED THIS!!

    Prize pack 3:)

    Thank you:)

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  8. Wow, i love this giveaway! Prize pack #1 please. :)

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  9. This was a lot of fun. I would like prize pack #3.

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  10. Fun game! Thanks so much. I'm having a hard time choosing but I think I would go with Prize Pack #1.

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  11. Loved this, very creative. Package 3 please.

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  12. This was fun! I'd love to win prize pack #2!

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  13. This was hilarious and so much fun!! Maybe you could leave more letters blank to make it more challenging =) I would love to win Prize Pack #2 - thanks for the giveaway!

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  14. This was really fun! Thank you! I'd choose Prize Pack 2 (:


    animefreak902@yahoo.com

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  15. I liked it. It was fun. :D
    I'd pick the first book from the second giveaway and the second book from the last giveaway because I already have the rest. :D

    Thank you!

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  16. This was really fun. I'd choose prize pack 3.

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  17. This was such a cool game, I'd would pick Prize Pack #3, thank you! (=

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  18. It was so fun!! Really enjoyed the game :) I'd choose Pack #3!

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  19. I loved it! I think I'd pick prize pack #1 :)

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  20. Awesome! I'd probably pick Vampire Academy if I won... Thanks a million!

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  21. This is awesome! I would choose Prize Pack #2!
    Thanks so much!

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  22. Loved it! Prize pack 2 for me!

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  23. If I could be in America, I'd rock this giveaway, because I know probably 94% from the challenges...

    Bad me.

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  24. This was fun! Thanks for this amazing giveaway - I would love to win and pick prize pack #3!

    Suz Reads

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  25. Yeah, it was fun! If I win, I think I'd go for prize pack #2 or maybe #1, though i wouldn't complain about #3 either.

    Brynna

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  26. Yes I thought it was fun. I would pick prize pack #1 or #2. Thank you!

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  27. This one was so much fun! :) Thanks. I'd probably go with prize pack 3. :)

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  28. Please, delete (or ignore) my entry, I`m an INT reader.

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  29. Really fun! I would love Prize Pack 2 or 3!

    Thanks,
    Leanne

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  30. Yes, I enjoyed a lot. I'd love price pack# 3

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  31. I enjoyed this challenge. I'd like prize pack 2.

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  32. I really loved the game. If I would win, I would choose price pack #3.

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  33. Ooh, this was fun! I think I'd like the second prize pack. Thanks very much!! :)

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  34. Hehe had a ton of fun matching them up! And I would love to win Prize Pack #2 :) Thanks for the amazing giveaway!

    Rabiah

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  35. I had lots of fun! I love fictional romances :) Probably prize pack #2! But Prize Pack #3 is very close so I don't know!

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  36. aLl the prize packs looks amazing. I loved this contest. So much fun! And I've not read most of the books so now I have thm on my to-read list!

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  37. I did enjoy it, and I'd probably pick prize pack #2.

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  38. It was fun! I would choose Prize Pack #2.

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  39. This was such a fun event to participate in. I would choose Prize Pack 2

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  40. This was actually real fun :D I would either choose Prize Pack 2 or 3

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  41. I'd like Prize pack 2. I've really had a good time entering this contest

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  42. Sorry, didn't realise this was US only. Remove my entries please.

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  43. This was fun! :) I'd pick pack number 3

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  44. I thought it was really fun. At the beginning I knew all of them except for the first one and it took awhile for me to get it and it's funny because I've read the first one before. Anyways thank you and I would pick pack number 3 (LOVE VERONICA ROSSI!!!)

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  45. I loved this! I really like the entire carnival thing :) I would choose Prize Pack 3.

    Thanks for the chance to win!

    -Amber Terry-

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  46. That was fun! I'd choose prize pack #3.

    Thanks for the amazing giveaway!
    elizabeth @ bookattict . com

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  47. Fun couple match up. Only two I hadn't read and had to look them up on goodreads. I'd choose prize pack 2 or 3. Thanks!

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